The WHIP : WO’ MAN SHE WOKE ME FROM DEEP SLEEP TO ASK,

“SO, SEXY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”

AND BY HER TONE AND WORD CHOICE

IT SOUNDED AS IF I WOULD BE CHOOSING:

TO MAKE MOVE LIKE LOVER GROVES,

OR SNOOZE ALONE WITH IN MY DARK ROOM.

IN NO TIME I REPLIED, “COULD I RENDEZ-VOUS WITH YOU, WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES ON.

ACCEPT FOR MAYBE THOSE CUTE-LITTLE SHORTS STRIPED RED, WHITE, AND BLUE.

IF YOU HAVE A BIG BLACK WHIP YOU COULD SNAP CRACKLE POP BANG IT THROUGH THE AIR OO,OOO,OOOOH!”

FROM THEN ON SHE’S: 1; BEEN MY 6^TH SENSE (LETTING ME KNOW WHAT I NEED), 2; BECOME MY MIND’S EYE IT’S STATE OF SOBRIETY, 3; SHE IS THE CHARIOT DRIVER & I’M HER PROUD AND HEALTHY STEED

Chorus {SHE’S TAUGHT ME HOW TO FLY,

GIVEN ME A NEW SET

OF

WINGS,

NOW I WILL SOAR HI THROUGH THE SKIES,

AND LISTEN TO ANGELS AS THEY SING & S I N G !}

WHEN

THAT SAME LADY CAME INTO THE KITCHEN WITHOUT ANY CLOTHES

(EXCEPT FOR THOSE RED HIGH HEELS) I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW

SHE HAD ONE THICK BLACK WHIP

THAT COULD CRACK THROUGH THE AIR AND GO: SNAP, CRACKLE, POP, BANG, AND OOOOOOOOO YEA!

WE WERE SITTIN’ THERE THE TWO OF US ALONE,

& SHE TOOK ADVANTAGE OF ME.

I DID THE SAME, OOOWHEEE.

So, I CAME TO FIND THAT WO’ MAN SHE IS HERE

TO SPOIL THE REST OF THE HUMANS

WHEN WE DESERVE THIS WORLDS FINEST POISEN!(CHORUS)